Songbook
5: Canyonero Jingle
Can you name the truck with four-wheel drive,
smells like a steak, and seats thirty-five?
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down.
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown.
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Twelve yards long, two lanes wide,
sixty-five tons of American pride!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Top of the line in utility sports,
unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
She blinds everybody with her super high-beams.
She's a squirrel-squashin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine.
Whoa, Canyonero! Whoa!
After Krusty the Clown becomes more popular in Springfield with a new act, he is asked to advertise the Canyonero, a new sports utility vehicle. This jingle is used in the ad campaign. A brand new Canyonero is part of the deal and Krusty is often seen driving around in one.smells like a steak, and seats thirty-five?
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down.
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown.
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Twelve yards long, two lanes wide,
sixty-five tons of American pride!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Top of the line in utility sports,
unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
She blinds everybody with her super high-beams.
She's a squirrel-squashin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine.
Whoa, Canyonero! Whoa!
In another episode (AABF10 - Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"), Homer Simpson buys an F-series Canyonero, but discovers that it is traditionally a woman's car and gives it to Marge, who subsequently gets road rage. 5F10 - The Last Temptation of Krusty