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"Homer, affordable tract housing made us neighbors, but you made us friends."
Ned Flanders [7F23]

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4: Bart's Army Marching Song

I got a B in arithmetic,
woulda got an A, but I was sick.
I'm made of rubber, your made of glue,
It bounces off me and sticks to you.
In English class I did the best,
because I cheated on the test.
We are happy, we are merry,
we got a rhyming dictionary.
Bart Simpson used this song to keep his platoon happy while they were training, just prior to the battle against the bully Nelson Muntz and his two weasels. This battle led to the signing of the Simpson-Muntz Armistice Treaty, which made Nelson agree never to bully again (although it was agreed that he would remain a figure of menace in the neighbour). 7G05 - Bart the General