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"I've argued in front of every judge in this state. Often as a lawyer."
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1: "A Boozehound Named Barney"

Shary Bobbins
In front of a tavern, flat on his face
A boozehound named Barney is pleading his case...
Barney: Buy me a beer, two bucks a glass
Come on, help me - I'm freezing my ass.
Buy me brandy
A snifter of wine
Who am I kidding?
I'll drink turpentine!
Moe: Move it ya drunk, or I'll blast your rear end!
Barney: I found two bucks.
Moe: Then come in, my friend.
Shary: And so let us leave on this heartwarming scene.
Shary Bobbins sung this song to Bart, Lisa and Maggie during her time as the Simpsons' nanny. It depicts a snowy evening in front of Moe's tavern. The song ends with Bart asking Homer whether he can be a boozehound. The answer is "not till you're 15". 3G03 - Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(annoyed grunt)cious